Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Is it because I queefed?
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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