I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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