omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
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Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
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I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
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