I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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