i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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