So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
