How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
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ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
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Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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