I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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