this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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