So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
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i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
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You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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