mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
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