"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
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