Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
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Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
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The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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