his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
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laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
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His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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