I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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