I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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