new low.... made out with someone while peeing
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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