Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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