I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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