is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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