Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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