just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
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She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
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WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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