My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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