is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
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me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
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The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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