when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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