Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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