I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
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I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
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Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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