me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
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I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
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Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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