Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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