Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
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this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
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I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.