Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
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For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
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We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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