I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
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some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
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I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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