Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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