Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Randomize
