I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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