**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
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i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
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I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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