I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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