Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
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Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
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so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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