i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
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