week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
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