the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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