Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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