hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
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So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
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I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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