remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
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