Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
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my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
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In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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