Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
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i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
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My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Text me some of your sweat
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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