You're completely useless in the revolution.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Banned from zoo.
Again?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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