Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Dignity is for republicans.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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