I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb