So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
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She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
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I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos