i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
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They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
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I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house