a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
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whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
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I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.