Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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