P.S. I can't hear my feet
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
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He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
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I need to hump something and I know u understand.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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