I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
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