that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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