Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
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She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
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I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
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