I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
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I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
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I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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